Get yer copy of Echo!

What the Gungan is going on, my fellow haters of the travesties known as The Prequels, the same ones that promised a plethora of “Great shot kid, that was one in a million!” moments but instead took a dump down our collective throats, to the point where some of us needed to undergo surgery to widen our esophaguses so they could handle the onslaught of filth that Lucas managed to fund by sleeping with Satan?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 ) Fear not!  Echo has no badly pieced together caricatures like Jar Jar Binks, whose sole purpose is to sell toys to unwitting infants!  It has no bunk-ass scenes like the one where Anakin and Padme tumble through a field of flowers while some sappy AF music plays in the background!  NO!  Echo’s filled with pew pew, hairy rowr-monsters, and beautiful future wizards instantiating psychic weaponry like the Blaze Avatar!  And if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how perineum-tickling amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  nature dorks have taken over the world.  Not only have they betrayed Team Human, they ignore any evidence that nature is a brutal system of checks and balances, and that if prey/predator populations aren’t maintained, ecological catastrophe propagates and amplifies.  What a bunch of deodorant-averse fuckfaces, right?  Yeah so anyways, as you’re being led through their re-education system, where you’re forced to sigh like a wonderstruck moron every time you see a squirrel, or cry at colorful arrangements of manure-packed plants, one of these nutless overlords accidentally steps on a hornet’s nest.  He runs past you, screaming and flailing, as a horde of vicious black n’ yellow killers (did you see that YouTube video where thirty hornets killed 30,000 honey bees???  Holy SHIT!) descends upon your Care Bear-worshipping oppressors, causing them to flee their beloved forest whilst screaming in abject terror!  YES!  See, that rush of joy at seeing a bunch of sanctimonious dickholes reap the rewards of their own idiocy is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a honey-sweet favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Echo is now available in paperback:  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined edition in paperback #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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7 thoughts on “Get yer copy of Echo!

  1. Not at all! I just finished Volume II and am onto Volume III. I like that I can’t predict what’s going to happen next. With a lot of series, I can tell where the writer is going, but I can’t with yours! When does Volume 4 come out? How long will I have to wait? 🙂

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