Get yer copy of Echo!

What the patta-patta-patta-SLAP is going on, all my fellow peoples who resist the temptation to rhythmically smack a well-formed pair of buttocks as if they were a set of expensive bongo drums?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  While it may or may not shock you, Echo’s not really about the glories of booty-derived beats; Nah brah—Echo’s all about cyber-enhanced, two pistol wielding cyborg guys, black-market augmented half-human wolf-things, and dope future wizards wielding dope psychic weapons called Blaze Avatars!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how amaze-balls amaze-faced positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re eating a big ol’ bowl of whatever combo of Nomskies you happen to be titillated and embarrassed by (I happen to enjoy sriracha and avocados on almost all things), when a bunch of snobbie foodies begin judging you for your undeveloped palate.  As they wrestle you to the floor, braying loudly that you’re betraying civilization with your uncultured ways, local blue-collar buddy-guy Plumber Mike walks in your door, holding an armful of Jersey Mike subs, NY pizzas and Whiteout Mountain Dews  (Or as I like to call that combination of items:  Life Itself).  He takes one look at these formality-worshipping-fuckfaces and joins the fray, throwing knuckles and ’bows into nutsacks and faces.  But even so, Plumber Mike’s help isn’t enough; there’s too many of these tradition-bound shit-spewers.  But then, in the midst of fending off a storm of kicks and punches, he asks a single, reality-shattering question:  

“Are you guys VIRGINS?”

The snobbie foodies stop cold in the midst of their assault, then flee from your apartment while crying uncontrollably.  YES!  See, that rush of vindication you’d feel at seeing a bunch of doctrine-adoring fascists having to face the terrible reality of their obtuse, robotically predictable perspectives is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a pepperoni-n-olives favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Echo is now available in paperback:  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined edition in paperback #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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