Get yer copy of Echo!

What the blue balls is going on, my fellow men who’ve forcibly adopted a Polite Guy Persona and nodded along, smiling through gritted teeth and spewing meaningless pleasantries while your genitals strain mercilessly against your waistband, screaming “FEED ME!” in a demonic voice that would make Lucifer poop himself?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 ) Don’t worry—within the pages of Echo, I don’t elaborate on the pants-throbbing madness that I suffered as a teenage boy, barely able to think because my wiener was on constant red alert!  No—all you’ll find in Echo is cyborg soldier-guys, hairy rowr-beasts, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how bonerifically amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re in the privacy of your home, shimmying along to whatever cheesy pop song you harbor secret love for, when suddenly you hear a tinny-voiced “Tally ho!”  Your arms shoot to your front while your legs shoot to the rear.  As you fall toward the floor—your nose stopping an inch before it hits the deck—you see that ropes have been affixed to each of your limbs, pulling them outward as if you were about to be drawn and quartered.  From the corners of your eyes, you see little gremlin-folk scrambling around you, hoisting a giant, upcurved dildo onto their shoulders and running between your legs.  You instantly realize they’re about to assault your poop-chute with something that could conceivably defeat the likes of Sauron when he had control of the One Ring—when he was a mace-wielding 87th level Fighter/Lich/Mage/Fucklor.  You throw your head back and voice a roar, causing veins to pop from your forehead as your skin turns beet-red and strings of spittle gleam from between your parted teeth:  “RUAAAAAAHHHH!!!!”  But just before the evil phallus can plumb the depths of your rectum, “Ride of the Valkyries” trumpets through the air and your secret stash of action figures—He-man, Voltron, Go-bots and the like—soar in atop hummingbirds and flying squirrels, swooping low to beat those tiny ass-bandits into a bloody pulp.  YES!  See, that rush of triumph you’d feel at seeing your childhood heroes come to life and save your assboth literally and figuratively—is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a childhood cartoon-worthy favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Echo is now available in paperback:  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined edition in paperback #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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