Get yer copy of Echo!

What the porn flick is going on, my fellow people who would never peruse those masterpieces of holes n’ gasps if you were on the actual movie set and caught one whiff of stale man-ass?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  No worries—I don’t wax eloquent about unwashed taints or the universally feared smeg; no, man!  Echo’s filled with pew-pew, lethal rowr-monsters, and beautiful future wizards wielding cool-ass zap bolts!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how lemon-scentedly amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re enjoying your favorite noms after putting in a long day of hard work, when suddenly an obnoxious Food Moaner leaps in front of you and begins chowing down.  “MMMMMM!!!  OOOOOHHHH GODDDDD!!!  SOOOOO GOOOOODDDDD!!!   AGLAGLAGLAGL!”  You clench your fork in rage, fingers shaking as your sanity is driven from your mind, one overdramatic pronouncement at a time.  Suddenly, Gandalf the Gray pops up behind Food Moaner and slams his staff onto the floor.  “GO BACK TO THE SHADOW!!!”  Food Moaner screams as he flies into the abyss, reaching a hand up in desperation as he’s banished to the depths of fire and evil, exactly where he belongs!  YES!  See that blessed reprieve you’d feel at being spared the slow, Edgar Allen Poe-esque madness that comes from prolonged exposure to a serial Food Moaner is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a food moan-free favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Echo is now available in paperback:  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined edition in paperback #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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