Get yer copy of Echo!

What the koala is going on, all you people who are blissfully unaware that koalas are brain-melting dichotomies formed from cuteness and chlamydia?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  No worries; when you’re reading Echo, I don’t lure you in with a fuzzy ball of adorableness and then—BAM!—surprise you with a Lindsay Lohan-worthy range of flesh-killing venereal diseases!  Nope—Echo’s filled with pew-pew, hairy rowr-faces, and beautiful future wizards using super cool psychic weapons like the Blaze Avatar!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how toe-curlingly amaze-faced positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re drifting off in bed, performing your nightly shadow-puppet play with your genitals whilst guzzling a can of cheese whiz, when suddenly, your upstairs neighbors begin having super-loud sex.  At first you cheer them on and text them scores ranging from 9.5 to 9.8, but after three hours, it’s getting obnoxious; you need sleep, man!  Suddenly, Dr. Strange teleports into your bedroom, floating cross-legged in the air, the Eye of Agamotto staring cannily out from the base of his throat.  He twists his hands in arcane gestures, leaving glowing contrails hanging from his fingers, then his spell causes a scream from above to split the air.  One of your neighbors hollers, “OH GOD I THINK I BROKE IT!” and breaks into a fit of sobbing.  As Dr. Strange gives you the peace sign and vanishes, you pull your blankie up to your chin and hiss through your teeth.  Ooh…does NOT sound good!  But your chagrin vanishes as you tumble into a blissful dreamworld filled with gooey marshmallows, warm puppies, and Reese’s peanut butter cups.  YES!  See, that indescribable relief you’d feel at finally grabbing a few hours of snoozles is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a sheep-counting favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Echo is now available in paperback:  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined edition in paperback #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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