Get yer copy of Echo!

How y’all doing, my fellow collections of disgusting, differently colored goos that elicit groans, cringes, and thousand-yard stares in newly minted parents who scramble madly as they try to deal with the gross-splosions that we call “babies?”  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Don’t worry, there’s a decent amount of blood n’ guts in Echo’s fight scenes, but I don’t wax poetic about taking the kids to the pool, or pulling brain-strings out through yer nosehole.  Nope; Echo’s filled with pew-pew, cybernetically augmented rowr-beasts, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how Cap’n Crunch Decoder Ring amaze-o positive reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re midway through an MMA match and boy is it close; one second you’re top position, next you’re bottom, you’re flicking back and forth between on the fence and off it; punches are thrown, kicks are eaten…suddenly, an evil grin widens your opponent’s face.  His/her eyes briefly tighten, then he/she flicks a hand down to their butt as they clutch a cloud of fresh-released ass, and throw it into your face yelling “CUP OF CHEESE!”  The world hazes over and you start coughing blood.  Your low-down, no-good cheater of an opponent starts hammering your torso—working the kidneys, digging a left hook in in a malicious attempt to hit your liver and send you into a whole ’nother world of pain.  Suddenly, a flash of inspiration hits you; your fingers dart and forward and grab your opponent’s nipples.  Horror dawns in his/her eyes as he/she realizes what’s about to happen:  PURPLE NERPLE!!!!  You roar like Braveheart as you bear down and twist.  Veins pop out across his/her forehead and neck as their spit-stringed teeth stretch apart in an agonized howl.  Your face reddens as you twist harder…harder…HARDER…and then your enemy explodes into a shower of gore.  As you stand there like the Punisher, breathing in the primal war-mist of just-exploded body, you realize you’ve just fulfilled one of Conan’s maxims concerning what is best in life.  YES!  See, that rush of savage Get Some you’d feel at annihilating your enemy via Purple Nerple is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a nerp-ologized favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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