Get yer copy of Echo!

How y’all doing, my fellow polite-faced bipeds who nod and grin with please and thank yous and watch your steps, all the while holding back deliciously innovative torrents of bitchcakes,  assfaces, and fuckles mcshitballs:  this is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  While I get a bit salty in Echo 1 (I’ve explained to readers that from my subjective view, the swearing in it hews to what I experienced in the military, or is even a little tamer), it all flows into a dope-ass narrative that eventually gets into craze-o amaze-o stuff such as the psionic weapon called the blaze avatar!  (Echo 3, if you’re wondering)  And if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how goshdern amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re going on a date in this budding world of helter skelter romantic confusion—a world where on one end, you sign a notarized mutually permissive contract for each instance of eye contact, and on the other end you slather yourself in oil and re-enact the hardest core scenes from Mother Gaggers 7.  You’re staring at your date, unsure of what to do.  To your left, lawyers watch your every move.  To your right, raucous, spring-break-crazed deviants cheer you on.  Suddenly, Voltron lands in the distance, towering over the city skyline.  His badass theme song rings through the air  (DA da da da, da da DAAAAA).  As he forms blazing sword and rears back, you and your date experience a rush of lust and you come together without a word—mashing lips, tongues and getting all Gropey McGroperson.  YEAH!  See that, relief you’d feel at having Voltron land and rev both your engines is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  (I get a little randy when spacefaring robots wave around giant swords—is that so bad???)  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a dynotherm-powered favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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