Get yer copy of Echo!

What the honey badger is happening, all you people who cheer and cringe as a little wolverine-like fella rips through lions’ nutsacks, looks unbearably cute, and honors the fury of Thanatos all in one tiny, furry body?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Admittedly, I don’t have anything as novel and fascinating as a honey badger in Echo (I LOVE those little guys), but I DO have cyborg soldiers, black-market augmented monsters called Enhanciles, and beautiful future wizards accessing astral weaponry with cool names like the Blaze Avatar!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how super-faced stupend-o positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re skiing down fine, powdery slopes, when suddenly you see a passel of human-hating chimps swinging through the trees, keeping pace with you and throwing big ol’ chunks of poop right at your face.  (There’s not many things that would make me re-enlist, but if chimps turned evil, then I’d sign up in a heartbeat for the Anti-Chimp Force; chimps scare the living piss out of me).  You tuck low, accelerating into the snow, your sphincter puckering as cries of “ook ook AWK!” chase you downhill.  FUCK off, you simian savages!  You’re about to cheer your escape but you gulp it down as you see them leap into the air and activate jetpacks.  In a few seconds, they’re soaring toward you, baring their fangs at the prospect of ripping off your face or eating your nuts or whatever disgusting tactic they’ve developed in their dirty jungle battlefields.  As they swoop in low, a piercing “ca-CAW!” splits the air.  You look up and your heart leaps in your chest; pterodactyl commandos have come to your aid!  These ain’t no weak-sauce talking eagles from LOTR wielding a Tenser’s Dancing Sword +5 or whatever the fuck; these are hyper-intelligent dinosaurs who’re kitted out with turbolaser lances and cool-ass data-monocles over their right eyes!  A barrage of weaponized light crashes down, slicing through chimps jetpacks, making them spin out in smoking spirals.  YES!  See, that blast of joy you’d feel at being spared from monkey madness is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a bananafied favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 D

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book


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