I hired on to shake my booty at Martha Stewart’s Man Whore Camp, but I had no idea what I was getting into. As you can see, she forced me to dance in my “vacation pants” with my tongue out. What you can’t see is her standing off camera, pointing an AK-47 at my head, laughing as I die inside a piece at a time.
…I know: I should be writing.
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