Get yer copy of Echo!

What the spider-web freak-out (I’ve repressed many a laugh seeing folks flail around after a near-invisible web brushes their face) is going on, my fellow haters of those pesky eight-legged creepazoids?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Just like Tolkien and Rowling, I’ve employed the use of arachnoid imagery to hint at Bad Stuff in the pages of Echo, but UNLIKE those two, I’ve made it so the answer to spider-problems ain’t no weak-sauce, wand-waving, sword-of-power +3 bullshit.  HELL naw!  No, the answer to spider-problems are thick, ropy loads of dual-wielding, explodey-bullet-ejecting, psionic weaponry-employing, round-in-the-chamber mothafuckin’ JUSTICE!  OH Yeah!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how Mr. Pibbs-and-red-vines-equals-crazy-delicious positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re inside the dank confines of a rock-concert porta-potty, fervently wishing you could be in the lower reaches of Hell, because it’s assuredly more pleasant than this fetid stink-den.  As your eyes roll up into your head and black walls start narrowing your sight, you lose control and—OH FUCKING NO!—you get hit by the dreaded Blue Splash.  But wait!  Chuck Norris rips the door off and gives you a steely, bearded stare.  He throws you a quick nod with his action-hero face, and declares, “I’m here to rescue you.”  For a second you’re puzzled…but then he yanks you out and hits you with his magic roundhouse kick.  Due to years of learning ancient chi secrets from 80s action movies, the strike doesn’t hurt you; instead, you go flying across the world into some super-sweet, tech’d out Japanese bathroom that’s equipped with a robotic Alfred Pennyworth who can wipe and bidet you with his unbelievably advanced nanotech finger modules.  (Um…I know that’s a little weird, but it’s the THOUGHT that counts, right???  I mean, who wouldn’t want to be rescued from the confines of a hellish porta-potty and catered to by bathroom robots?)  Anyways, that feeling of utter privilege you’d feel at being transported by a magic roundhouse kick into the impeccable hands of a nonjudgmental robot Alfred is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a stink-free favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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