Get yer copy of Echo!

Oh hey there, my fellow wondrous constructs that can trace their physical origins to an expansion of matter and energy which gave birth to the space-time continuum which is subject to the mysterious force called gravity—the force that drives the configuration of everything from the arrow of time to planets and stars and even the curious flesh-forms known as the Kardashians:  this is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  I don’t get into it until Echo 4, but yeah, I do explore all the Neil Degrasse Tyson craziness that makes you feel like you just ate a 1000mg cheeba chew!  Along the way, I stuff the books full of angry cyborg action, savage rowr-beasts, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how smooth-sacked amaze-faced positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you and your fellow pterodactyls are flying high above the reaches of the Enchanted Booty Forest, having the time of your lives as you fill the air with random bursts of Ca-CAW!  (Come on—it’s fun as a HUMAN; it’s gotta be awesome as a pterodactyl!)  Suddenly, a bunch of Insectoids start throwing their stupid barbed webs up at you from a mess of trees, ensnaring you and your buddies in gross, feathery strands.  FUCK!  Spider-web tickles are the WORST!  You tap into your dino-chi, magically instantiating four X-wing S-foils that sprout from your torso, then unleash a barrage of Go Fuck Yourself right into those chittering bitches’ faces.  OH yeah!  See that rush of Get The FUCK Off My Lawn you’d feel at giving your arachnoid enemies an assful of laser is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a free-flying favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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