Get yer copy of Echo!

What the O-face is happening, my fellow pranksters who secretly wish to—just ONCE dammit!—freak out your lover by throwing them a super wide-eyed, mouth-fully-open goofy ass smile right as you’re orgasming?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Don’t worry, I don’t spoil the broody, dystopia-y pew-pew and future-wizard-infused reaches of Echo with crazy sex shenanigans; Echo’s all about robo-suits, psychic weaponry, and grab-hold-of-your gonads fight scenes!  And if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how insanely gooey-chewy not-in-the-eyes-or-hair awesome positive reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  aliens have abducted your ass, and they’re about to invade it with some kind of weird cybernetic worm or whatever the fuck their perverted gray minds have conjured up.  Suddenly, you snap your restraints, give ’em a Batman smile, and casually inform them that THEY’RE the captives—you’ve trapped them in a virtual simulation where they think they’re the probers…when in fact THEY’RE THE PROBEES!  DAY-UM!  Through the use of your neuro-linked master key, you alter their virtual surroundings so their sadistic little asses rocket toward a bunch of fire-hydrant thick anal probes, all of which have two dickheads and spin in place at roughly five hundred miles per hour!  Take that, you little gray ass-invaders!  YES!  It ain’t a hate crime when you’ve turned the anal tables on a bunch of tiny gray fucksticks who enjoy plumbing your nethers!  Turnabout’s fair play!  See, that rush of joy you’d feel at witnessing intergalactic justice meted out on your alien abusers’ buttholes is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a probarific favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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