Get yer copy of Echo!

What the Methuselah is going on, my fellow hyoomans who are doing their best to ignore their cellular senescence and oncoming decrepitude with butts, boobies, and sea-creature-resembling genitalia?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Don’t worry—Echo’s too full of pew-pew, hairy rowr-beasts, and beautiful future wizards to ruminate on the slow tide of time as it breaks us back down into the dust from whence we came!  And if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how turbolaser-triumphant positive reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  some evil genius has distilled the essence of Ex’s Icy Feet into a dastardly ray-gun, and is shooting you with blasts of ungodly cold.  You’re flinching and screaming as -30 degree cones of frost erupt across your lower back, engulfing your body in terrible Siberian winter.  As you continue begging and pleading like Luke did when he got blasted by Dark Side-lightning, the heavens open up, and an angel descends from on high, gesturing with its fingers and enveloping you in the essence of Snuggly Dog, completely nullifying the mad scientist’s sack-shriveling chill.  The scientist shakes his fists, yells, “Curses!” and vanishes into a time-portal.  SWEET!  See, that unbelievable surge of relief you’d feel at no longer having to suffer icy feet and bask instead in the glow of Doggy Warmth is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a furrified favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

 

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