Get yer copy of Echo!

How the duckface are all you doing, my fellow peoples who pray that in the heart of reality, a magic mechanism resides which will eventually reign just desserts on all the duckfacers via focused streams of bodily emissions?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!)  Don’t worry—there’s no hordes of faux-Kardashians in Echo’s dark dystopian reaches; heck no!  All you’ll read about is pissed off cyborg-soldier guys going pew pew and running into hairy rowr-beasts, some speedy hover zoomies, as well as beautiful future wizards!  Yahtzee!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how crazy awesome positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  after enjoying a delicious cheeseburger, you incur the wrath of an enclave of vegans, who are dead freakin’ set on making a leather placemat outta your face and feeding your organs to baby wolves (they’re pretty harsh on Team Human, aren’t they?)  As you crash through the woods, gasping and screaming, you stumble on a sleeping honey badger, which you chuck at the vegans as if you were Tom Brady on a hot streak with a slightly deflated pigskin.  The honey badger sails through the air, and then starts ripping through the vegans like a barbed-wire whirlwind.  It’s like Neo vs. SWAT team in the first Matrix, only instead of guns, it’s a fucking honey badger.  Screams and wails fill the air as vegans fall before a torrent of pure, unadulterated rage.  The honey badger’s fury mounts and peaks, and everything within a twenty-yard radius of its tiny furry body bursts into flames.  You scramble madly through the night, terrified of witnessing the honey badger version of the human torch.  See, that unmatchable blend of justice and awe you’d feel at having a buck nuts honey badger save your beleaguered ass is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a porterhouse-sized favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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