Get yer copy of Echo!

What the pee-slit is happening, all you people that contemplate the dangerous dual-nature of said aperture?  (Shall it project goodness or foulness?  Or do you consider all its emissions to be irredeemably disgusting?  Personally I think they’re funny, but that’s just me).  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Don’t worry—Echo ain’t Penthouse Forum; you’re not gonna read about pee-slit devoted nastiness.  No way, man!  Echo’s filled with pew pew, hairy rowr-monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how venus-dimpled-badunkadunk-bootyful positive reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re driving along the highway, humming along to Vanessa Carlton (that’s what I hum along to—don’t judge), lost in a melody that evokes the travails of young suburban girls who move to the Big City and encounter excitement, heartbreak, and touching friendships (why do I enjoy songs in that vein, but not TV shows?  Always been a mystery to me).  Suddenly, you see the same suburban guys who slime their way into aforementioned girls’ panties—clean-cut fellas with names like Blake, Tanner, or Hunter—one lane over.  They’re showing their true colors by flipping you off and spitting out the hardest core gangsta rap currently available.  (This despite the fact they’re all wearing Old Navy button-downs).  One of them throws an empty Mike’s Hard Lemonade at your car, dinging the passenger-side door.  Fucker!  They continue razzing you, but wait!  Suddenly, through some blessed feat of Odin, a trio of naked prison cons teleports into their Hummer.  Holy shit!  The Douche Bros start screaming, wrestling with yoked-out, tattooed murders, doing their best to protect their buttholes from angry, throbbing boners.  PWNED!  See, that rush of vengeful joy you’d get at seeing a bunch of cocky young Douche-Bros meet some REAL hardcore guys is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a Shawshank-sized favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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