Get yer copy of Echo!

How you all doing, my fellow half-composed-of-microbes bipeds that takes stuff uber-seriously when we forget we’re gibbering primates stuck on a ball o’ mud that’s hurtling through infinity?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  I only go into the Keanu-style “whoas” in Echo 4, so don’t worry about wondering about the Big Stuff til those last parts.  Up until then, though, there’s plenty o’ pew pew, hairy rowr-beasties, and beautiful future wizards!  K’BAM!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how bacon-n-eggs amaze-noms positive reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  Grammar Nazi Prime is jerking off all over your fresh, beautiful draft, threatening to drown it in giant, red-ink slash-marks.  Your soul is withering as he grunts and twitches, repeatedly jamming his tiny, acorn-like member in between the tines of a cushioned pair of tweezers (that should give you an idea of what being a Grammar Nazi does to genitalia size).  Despite his extremely tiny piece, he’s managing to produce copious loads of ungodly crimson, but before it completely ruins your draft, you open your palm and a radiant swirl of light funnels up from its center, wherein novelty itself—expressed as Bat symbols, Voltrons, cyborg dinosaurs, and other soul-stirring objects—pours forth and fills the room with indescribable splendor.  Grammar Nazi Prime covers his eyes and shrinks back, screeching like some kind of undead minion, then collapses into a mess of cockroaches, which all skitter away in abject terror.  YES!  See, the unbelievable joy you’d feel at vanquishing Mr. Red-Ink Dick is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a eureka-filled favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

 

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6 thoughts on “Get yer copy of Echo!

  1. If I didn’t have 85 books in my tbr pile I would dive right in to echo 1.. oooh I could download a ‘sample’ , get a gist of your style and still leave a flowing review… or I could do my ironing .
    Nah, that is defo a waste of my time …..
    kindle. Where’s my kindle??

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