Get yer copy of Echo!

What the howler monkey is happening, my fellow fun-loving peoples who like to gibber “ook ook AWK!” instead of engaging in boring ol’ hyoo-man speak?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well 🙂 )  While Echo is rife with primates, they’re of the human variety…the DUAL-WIELDING CYBORG-SOLDIER VARIETY!  OH yeah!  Hairy-faced rowr-monsters, beautiful future wizards, and pew freaking pew pour forth from the pages of Echo, so come and get you some!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how bung-blastingly amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re trapped in some hellish whirlpool filled with legions of tykes, who’re all launching flesh-eating itises out from their orifices as fast as humanly possible.  Their vile discharges clump together and grow rudimentary sentience; you can actually SEE their Grossness coming at you as a filthy cloud of miasmic green.  After whispering your last prayers to Batman, you close your eyes and wait for the end…but hold the eff on!  A bucket of cooties gets thrown into the pool, promptly causing the kids and their disease-borne sentience to swim away, screaming at the top of their lungs!  (us adults have built up a solid resistance to cooties, so no worries).  See, that blessed relief you’d feel at being spared from the booger-n-barf spawned perfidy arisen from tiny human anklebiters is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a lemon-fresh favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book


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