Get yer copy of Echo!

What the beast-face is going on, all you upstanding souls who would choose dogs over cats, pizza over Blanquette De Veau, mountain dew over Vacqueryas, and dick jokes over tepid, golf clap-accompanied formal dinner wisecracks?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  No worries—Echo isn’t filled with hoity-toity butlers named Harkins, Wadsworth, or Geoffrey.  NO!  Echo’s filled with pew freakin’ pew, hairy-faced rowr-beasts, and beautiful future wizards!  OH yeah!  Come and get you some!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how hairy-chestedly amaze-o-mongo positive amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  an army of militant hippies has emerged from the trees, from the sewers, from interdimensional portals, and from the very earth itself.  They’re running amuck, whipping pedestrians with their crystal-bead necklaces, forcing fistfuls of tofu into crying faces, and killing millions with their nausea-inducing BO.  You’re being chased by a bunch of these dreadlocked dirt-munchers, pumping your legs in a desperate effort to stay one step ahead of their collective armpit stank, when suddenly, you spot a lone bar of soap lying in the street.  As you run by it, you bend down and snatch it up, praying to Batman that it’ll be enough.  You patter your steps, using the last of your oxygen to launch yourself high in the air, turning around in the midst of your leap, and—


—chuck the soap directly into the human wave of Gross that’s roiling toward you.  The effect is immediate—their momentum breaks and they stagger in place, clutching at their faces and screaming in agony.  Their skin bubbles off the bone and in short order, they begin exploding like pop-rocks dipped in coca-cola.  WHEW!  See, that blessed surge of relief you’d feel at being spared death by bdussy is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) a lemon-scented favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀


Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book


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