Get yer copy of Echo!

What the Beelzebub is going on, all you who would stand against the Undying Dark, which happens to include powerpoints, cubicles, and other foul officery BS?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Not to worry—Echo has no mention of synergistic paradigm-shifting or other such bull puckey forced upon us by the evil Corperati—no, Echo is a sci fi dystopia brimming with pissed off, dual-wielding cyborg guys, hairy rowr-faced monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  And if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how bung-buzzingly amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re enjoying your first-world freedoms, singing “Come On Eileen” whilst swimming in a vat of nacho cheese and guzzling mountain dew from a dual-canned Homer Simpson beer hat, when those goddamn bastards from Adulting Academy surround your cheese vat, demanding that you put on a suit and tie, and restrain your speech to stick-up-the-ass, politically correct doublespeak.  Oh but wait!  Did these douche-souled fuckbots ever stop to consider that under all that nacho cheese you’ve secretly parked…AN X-WING???  Fuck no, they didn’t!  You swim down into the cockpit, fire up thrusters and turbolasers, and proceed to defend your cheesy fortress with a lethal barrage of S-foil mounted cannons and unnecessarily powerful proton torpedos!  YES!  See, that joyous rush of Get the FUCK Off My Lawn (or cheese vat in this case) is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) a Velveetafied favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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