Get yer copy of Echo!

What the dick-dirt is going on, my fellow civilized people who unanimously agree that those with unclean genitals should be flogged within an inch of their lives and spare the rest of us from suffering post-coital PTSD?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Keep those clothespins off your noises; there’s no mention of unwashed scrote, taint, or other stinky nethers within the pages of Echo.  No, Echo is a vast wonderland of scifi dystopia that’s rife with pew pew, hairy rowr-monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how nerp-ticklingly amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re shadowboxing the air, indulging all your prize-fighter fantasies and getting a little cardio in, when suddenly a fuckstorm of beta-males burst into your house, looking all awkward and ironic, bleating their mediocrity-laden witticisms like 15 year old high-schoolers despite the fact they’re all in their 30s and 40s.  AAAAGHHH!!!  You stumble away, trying desperately to hold onto your common sense and ability to Get Stuff Done but they follow behind, stating everything in the form of a lilting question.  The desire to wallow in tepid wisecracks and played-out gibes grows within you, steadily replacing all potential for originality and critical thought.  But wait!  Your window crashes inward, and Kor’Thank—barbarian king and 20th level fighter/mage—begins rampaging through these emasculated eunuchs astride his loyal velociraptor Bitefighter!  OH yeah!  His battle-axe gleams red as he slashes it to and fro, carving through viscera, skull, and unnecessarily thick horn-rimmed glasses.  YES!  See, that rush of gratitude you’d feel at seeing a mob of beta-males thwarted in their tracks by All That is Man is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a Crom-sized favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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