Get yer copy of Echo!

How you all be, my fellow bags of plasm who like to watch other bags of plasm on the screen gasp and undulate whilst bereft of their garments?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (Or leave a positive review for it on Amazon and Goodreads!  🙂 )  Yeah, eventually in volume 4 things get pretty meta and my hero’s gotta consider exactly what it means to be a plasm-bag, but even then there’s no shortage of pew pew, rowr-faced monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  Just to give you an inkling of how beasthole awesomeface positive reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re deep in the throes of some stupid diet sold to you by a smiley, suburban-looking fitness person, cursing the powers that be for inventing such glories as pizza, fresh-baked bread, and homemade chocolate chip cookies.  You can barely speak because your mouth is constantly watering, yet here come your friends, all chatting about bagel sandwiches or truffle cheese fries.  They start maowing down on copious amounts of Noms right in front of you, grinning maliciously as they lift up their shirts and rub their food babies while you white-knuckle it.  Strings of saliva drip from your lips, and every word you say sounds like you’ve just had a massive shot of novocaine into your mouth—like you’ve lost all your teeth and you’re speaking solely with your gums.  Suddenly, one by one, your friends eyes widen in alarm, and then panic.  Ha HA!  You’ve booby-trapped their food with taste-free ghost peppers, like some kind of culinary Batman!  They all storm toward your bathroom, but you’ve locked its door.  Then they flood into the street, and you watch from your window as they fall to their knees one by one, pooping themselves like in that classic Bridesmaids scene, moaning things like “oh dear Christ, someone plug my—NO!  OH GOD NO IT’S TOO LATE!” and “KILL MEEEEE!!!”  YES!  That’s what they get for taunting you during your moment of weakness!  See, that delicious rush of vengeance-fueled joy is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a delicioso favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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