Get yer copy of Echo!

What in the duckface is going on, my fellow puzzled peoples who really don’t know where that came from but do it from time to time anyways?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo! (and leave a positive review for it if you haven’t already! 🙂 )  Don’t worry—there’s no photoshopped socialities gumming up the pages of Echo; no, Echo is filled with a plethora of pew freakin’ pew, hairy-faced rowr-beasts, beautiful future wizards, and undercurrents of socioeconomic commentary within a soldier-cyborg-policed dystopia!  b’KAM!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how redonkulously amaze-O positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re trundling around on Moon Colony 806 Alpha, minding your own beeswax, when suddenly, your Exes swamp your Moonmobile and start tearing at its hull, slavering and screaming.  Donkey turds!  Now that you’re no longer dating, your Exes have reverted to their feral forms; instead of dealing with their own Crazy, they hunt you down and assign 9 out of ten possible apocalypses to your inability to get them the correct form of mocha-chino-latte-frappe-unobtanium blended drink!  Batman save us!  But wait!  Suddenly you’re possessed by the chill-ass spirit of Neil De Grasse Tyson, and you begin reciting the wondrous poetry of astrophysics, accounting for all the marvelous phenomena in the observable universe, pelting your exes brains with a mix of nuance, acuity, and logic.  It’s too much for these craze-faced McCraze-Holes, and they begin detonating like vampires exposed to sunlight, splattering the Moonmobile with giant splashes of brains and gore.  BOOYAH!  See, that surge of ecstatic relief you’d feel at escaping the clutches of your Exes’ black-hole Anti-logic is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a giganto-mongo favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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