Get yer copy of Echo!

What the ham-hock is happening, my fellow enjoyers of holiday nommies, all you who rub your food bellies with a mix of pride and regret and speak to these fleshly bulges in ridiculous baby voices?  (Yeah—that’s probably just me)  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it if you haven’t already!  🙂 )  There’s not really much talk of food bellies or nomsky mcnommersons in Echo, but hey, I make up for it with facefuls of pew pew, hairy rowr-monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how super-scrote awesome-blossom positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  alien chest-bursters have flooded the area, being all creepy and gross and creepy fucking crawly!  One of them forces its way down the Sally Jenkins’s (the local soccer mom tyrant) throat, and you can’t help but smile—that’ll teach her to harp on everyone about dog poop and not setting the emergency brake!  But suddenly, one of those foul bug-things skitters toward you, and you scream in abject terror whilst climbing into the nearest tree.  It proceed to run up the tree, moving its gross little legs in horrible little clicks.  Just as you’re about to start praying to Batman, George Lucas’s bearded, no-necked visage comes into view.  He wanders into the middle of the street, sobbing and bawling, and in between his snot-stringed whimpers, he whispers, “I deserve this—I deserve this for making the prequels.”  Every chest-burster in sight swamps his body and disappears down his throat.  But wait—not even xenomorph larvae can withstand the utter putridness of The One Who Decided That Han Didn’t Shoot First!  Horrid screams emerge from the pupae-filled Lucas, and then he erupts into a ball of sky-blue fire, destroying every chest-burster inside his torso.  YES!  See—that feeling of utter joy emanating from your taint as Lucas redeems himself by allowing his prequel-tainted flesh to poison those vile chest-bursters is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a Force-filled favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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