Get yer copy of Echo!

What the HNNNGH-face is happening, my fellow ignorers of the fact that human copulation is oftentimes objectively hilarious?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo (and leave a positive review for it if you haven’t already! 🙂 )  Fear not—I haven’t filled Echo with dirty sanchezes, chocolate charlies, or t-rex truncheons (yes indeed; I made those last two up).  Heck no!  I’ve infused Echo with a plethora of pew freakin’ pew, hairy rowr-beasts, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how cheese-glob stupendo-faced positive Amazon reviews are for us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re clinging to the underside of a bio-weapon-infused ICBM missile, gritting your teeth as a merciless slipstream threatens to tear you off its hull and send you spiraling into the ether.  Suddenly, the spirit of Macgyver infuses your brain, boosting your IQ by 34 orders of magnitude.  You concoct an antidote using shavings off your credit card, the battery acid in your key fob, a chewed up piece of a cocaine-infused dollar bill from your wallet (most paper money has cocaine residue on it—true story!), and a dribble of piss.  Then you jam the antidote into the weaponized payload of the death-bringer missile you’re currently riding, rendering its apocalyptic contents completely inert.  You then manage to hot-wire its guidance system, causing it to splash down in the Great Lakes, and you slow-mo jump off its hull through the air—NYAAAAAAAHHH!!!—like a true eighties action star, and use your judo/ninja/jedi magic to hit the water at the exact right angle so the worst wound you suffer is an unsightly bruise.  YEAH!  See—that incomparable rush of Win you’d feel at telling death to fuck the hell off is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a Richard Dean Anderson-worthy favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book


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