Get yer copy of Echo!

What the blast-shield is going on, my fellow deriders of young Luke when he’s whining about how he can’t work lightsaber drills without his sight?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it, if you haven’t already! 🙂 )  I’ll admit, my hero can get a bit emo with all that BS about his coworkers trying to put him six feet under, but he doesn’t bray annoyingly nasal protests like young Luke; heck no, he grabs hold of his pendulous nutsack and lays down some two-gun justice straight into the faces of those jerk-ass mouthbreathers!  I’ve also thrown in some hairy rowr-faced monsters, as well as beautiful future wizards!  And if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how butt-clenchingly amaze-face positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re swimming through a dream-world of nacho cheese and bacon bits, when suddenly filthy little kids jump into your cheese-pool, infecting it with all manner of pox, plague, and goob.  GROSS!  You stumble out of your cheese-pool gasping and hacking, holding your shaking hands before your face, watching in horror as your skin sloughs off your fingers.  Suddenly, CDC commandos rappel through the skylight in a crash of glass.  They bag the diseased little rugrats in hermetically sealed chambers, and cart them off to the depths of a level IV facility, where their nasty little bodies belong.  At the same time, they inject you with the antidote to all those disgusting pathogens, and stuff a beautifully melty slice of New York pizza into your omnoms.  YES!  See, the pure freakin’ ecstasy you’d feel after being saved from rugrat juice while maowing down on delish peecha pie is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a giganto-mongo favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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    On Fri, Dec 22, 2017 at 1:09 AM, Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha wrote:

    > DirtySciFiBuddha posted: “What the blast-shield is going on, my fellow > deriders of young Luke when he’s whining about how he can’t work lightsaber > drills without his sight? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab > yerselves a copy of Echo! (And to leave a positive review for i” >

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