Get yer copy of Echo!

What the old-scrote is going on, all ye fellow sufferers of that awful instance when some doddering fella dodders past you in a speedo and you caught a glimpse of some X-files-esque lump of silver-haired wrinkles poking out from his crotch?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo (and leave a positive review for it if you haven’t already)!  Fear not—no cat-brain-like scrotums reside in the pages of Echo, just mountains of pew pew, hairy rowr-faces, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how stupendo-faced spectaculus positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  your exes are chasing you down, each one wielding a dildo that’s been weaponized with a pepper-spray payload.  These deadly phalluses are equipped with customized EOtech sights that can launch a dickhead with unerring accuracy from a distance of up to ten yards.  You’re clutching your buttcheeks shut, praying to the Dark Knight that none of these mushroom-tipped death-bringers ravage your tucus.  Suddenly, the ghost of Aristotle pops out of a time-space wrinkle, and begins inundating the brains of your vengeance-crazed Exes with solid premises and follow-on conclusions.  Your Exes wither into puddles of toxic goo, as it’s a well known fact that exes are allergic to common sense, and are completely helpless against sound logic.  YES!  See, that rush of sheer effin’ relief you’d feel at escaping with a pepper-spray-free butthole is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a foreskin-free favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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