Get yer copy of Echo!

What the fuzzernuts is going on, my fellow maintainers of treacherous netherparts that go craze-face with hair/slime when they’re left unattended?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And also to leave a positive review for it if you haven’t already).  Don’t worry—I haven’t expounded about my hero’s ballbag in the pages of Echo; there’s enough of that Gross in real life!  No, I’ve filled the pages of Echo with a storm of pew pew, rowr-faced monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how nipple-ticklingly amazing positive reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’ve got the Metal playing, you’re getting ready to power through a balls-out attempt at a one-rep max deadlift, when suddenly, some giggling nerd switches the gym music to the The Bangles’ classic “Eternal Flame.”

“SAY MY NAME, SUN SHINES THROUGH THE RAIN…”

But this odious medley of sentimental slop-ology has the exact opposite effect the nerd intended; instead of bowing to its passive call, you hulk the fuck out.  Your pupils disappear as your eyes glow sickly yellow, and obscene ripples of muscle erupt across your frame.  Then you start slinging weights around as if they were made of styrofoam, busting apart mirrors and lights in a Deathstorm of plates and dumbbells.  YES!  You roar, beat your chest, then jump through the ceiling, crashing through a mess of plumbing and electrical as if it was tissue paper, arcing high in the sky as sparking livewires trail from your body.  See, that rush of pure Awesome you’d feel at becoming an Odin-blessed version of the Incredible Hulk is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a Bruce Banner-sized favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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