Get yer copy of Echo!

Oh hello my fellow enjoyers of that traitorous yellow orb that’s ever so slowly morphing into a red giant that will eventually turn our planet into a char-spotted wasteland…(just kidding—I love you Sun!  Don’t kill me!)  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  Don’t worry—there’s no red giant shenanigans in Echo; the sun is warm and reliable (but rarely seen due to the filthy pollution that envelops my cyborg-soldier dystopia).  It also has a white dwarf cluster that illuminates the moon-city of Ascension where all the soulless elites live…but who cares about that shiz!  Echo’s got dual-wielding cyborg soldiers, hairy rowr-beasts, and super beautiful future wizards!  B’KAMSKIES!  And if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how amaze-o-mongo positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  Corpseface McStupid (your embittered English professor who wishes you’d stop dreaming about swords and robots and focus on writing grammatically correct essays in musty old libraries) is wagging his finger like a classic prude, staring balefully at you over the tops of his spectacles, admonishing you for breaking The Rules.  Suddenly, a commando-ed out Ernest Hemingway rises slowly up behind Corpseface.  Hemingway’s face is covered with dark cammo, and he’s got a Vietnam era do-rag cinched tight around his scalp.  His tattered load-bearing vest is festooned with knives, grenades, and the skulls of small rodents.  He lays a rear-naked choke on Corpseface, murmuring, “Shhh…shhhh….shhhhhh…” while Corpseface silently gags and claws at the choke-arm.  Hemingway sinks back, and when Corpseface passes out a few seconds later, Hemingway  breaks the dude’s neck with a quick, professional twist of his hands.  Then Hemingway ninjas up into a ventilation shaft and disappears.  WHOA!  What the Dark Knight did you just see???  As creepy as that was, the utter coolness of watching some kind of Splinter Cell Hemingway dispose of a pedantic Grammar Nazi is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a .50 caliber favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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