Get yer copy of Echo!

What the douche-monkey is happening, my fellow fighters of popped-collar douchiness?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  Don’t worry—the douche-monkeys in Echo reap their just desserts (eventually) and a few of ’em even get shot in the mother-freakin’ face!  OH yeah—nothing better than a rock ’em sock ’em face-shooting!  Also if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how taint-ticklingly stupendous positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you sigh heavily as you open the company fridge, staring at your boring-ass egg-salad sandwich which you’re about to consume in the boring-ass breakroom.  Mother FUCKER—weren’t you supposed to be a ninja or pirate or something by now?  This happy hour/TPS report stuff is for the gol’dern birds!  Your boss walks up to you (and he KNOWS it’s your lunch break goddammit!) with that stupid-faced apologetic grimace that lets you know you’re gonna have to do some asinine crap during your off hours.  And then—BOOM—a velociraptor-riding barbarian warrior busts through the wall, landing right on your boss and squishing him flat.  He manages to yelp a breathy “Mercy me!” before his eyeballs squirt from his skull and hit Harry Gorman from HR right in the kisser.  Harry screams in horror, his shaking hands up by his just-bloodied face, and runs to the bathroom.  The barbarian gives you a grave look and intones, “My name is Lothar.  If you wish to destroy evil and frolic through the Enchanted Booty Forest, hop onto my war-raptor.”  Oh HEEEEEELLLLSSS YEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!  You hop onto the raptor and go charging into an interdimensional portal, tickled pink as a longsword +8 materializes in your hand.  B’KAM!  See—that childish surge of utter delight you’d feel as you were rescued from Office Space banality is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author, (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a raptor-faced favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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