Get yer copy of Echo!

What the pissbag is happening, my fellow enjoyers of a non-spotted toilet?  (All of you are expert marksmen when it comes to the porcelain bullseye, I’m sure).  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  Not only is the hero of Echo an expert marksman, he’s also equipped with a cybertech linkup that enhances his accuracy so he can shoot and score in the middle of flips and jumps!  So if you’re worried that Echo’s hero might spot up a toilet, have no fear!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how B.A. Baracus positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re in a hospital, recovering from a car accident, and Kim Kardashian decides to visit.  Wow!  Pretty crazy, huh???  But after she says a cordial hello, she ceases paying attention to you; she starts plinking away on her jewel-encrusted cell phone, taking selfies and talking loudly on speaker mode.  Oh well, not a surprise…but then she clicks it off, stands up, and locks eyes with you.  “I’m actually broke,” she states.  “I now make money by assassinating people with my ass.”  You wrinkle your brow in puzzlement, then your eyes widen in horror as she positions her butt over your face, blocking out the sun and the overhead neons.  You manage a quick, “NO PLEASE DON’T—” before the shadow of her ass envelops your face, and then you find yourself suffocating in a silicon hell.  Suddenly, Batman bursts into the room and drop-kicks her right out the hospital’s fiftieth story window.  She crashes through a tinkling scatter of glass, and you hear her screaming, “DAMN YOU BATMAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!” as she falls to an ignoble death.  Batman grunts, looks at you, and says, “Ass-assassins.  Fucking hate ’em.”  Then swings away on his bat-grapnel, inexplicably chased by that awesome Danny Elfman theme.  OH yeah!  See—that blast of nirvana you’d feel upon being saved from one of the deadliest ass-assassins to ever walk the Earth is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a big ol’ bat-favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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5 thoughts on “Get yer copy of Echo!

    • Thank You So Much!!! I’m sorry if it was rough (it’s my first fiction book), or the cliffhanger was disappointing, and I hope the second book isn’t too much action; it’s kind of one big fight scene. I REALLY appreciate the review, and let me know if I can reciprocate! It means the world to me! Thank you again, Lisa!!! 🙂 🙂 😀

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