Get yer copy of Echo!

How the frenulum are you folks doing?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and plunge into a dark dystopian wonder-world of pissed-off cyborg guys, hairy rowr-beasts, and gorgeous future-wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how craze-heezy awesome positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  after a long, satisfying day of punching out creepy uncles, you sit yer tired butt down to watch some episodes of the animated masterpiece Rick n’ Morty.  Suddenly, the programming switches to some old school PBS claptrap where an NPR-voiced Sophisticate makes some meaningless connection between a whale’s vagina and the poignant beauty that underlies the heart of human tragedy.  WHAT THE BALLS IS GOING ON!!!  Suddenly, half a dimension away, Voldemort breathes his last and your TV is restored to normalcy—its glowing confines no longer display a chinless dude who breaks into hives at the mere mention of a squat rack; it now displays that lovable drunk scientist who castigates his grandson to the point where we laugh and he cries.  YES!  PICKLE RIIIIIIICKK!!!  (If you don’t know what I’m talking about, watch Rick n’ Morty season 3 episode 3; it could very well be the best comedic storytelling I’ve ever seen).  See, that untold elation you’d experience at vanquishing testosterone-free NPR guy is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) a super supreme favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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