Get yer copy of Echo!

What the biznoinch is going on, my smegma-free comrades who keep themselves that way because we live in a civilized society and not an apocalyptic hellscape?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  No smegma in Echo!  GROSS!  But fear not, Echo titillates your primal side through copious amounts of pew pew, hairy rowr-monsters, and beautiful future wizards who instantiate as living lightning via a psychic weapon known as a Blaze Avatar!  OH yeah!  And if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how monstrostrifyingly awesome positive reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re in a powerpoint presentation, an upturned pencil grasped in each of your trembling fists, resisting the urge to swing your head down and stab yourself through the brain so as to end your misery.  Suddenly, everyone starts screaming “CARNIVOROUS WORMS!  RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!” and you jump into action, grabbing katanas and guns off cops and cosplayers.  In a few days you’re festooned with weapons, and you use your Call of Duty tactical acumen to set up safe spaces with reinforced high ground, as well as a fleet of armored vehicles that are ready to fuck these worms up.  You’re soon recognized as the best worm-fighter to ever walk the Earth, and you convince a desperate team of scientists to build you an anti-worm robo-suit that allows you to slay these things like a motherfucking BOSS.  YEAH!  See, that utter blast of ecstasy you’d experience at realizing you no longer had to suffer through another power point, and that your new occupation was top-tier Wormfighter and savior of all humanity is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive Amazon review!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a craze-hole favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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