Get yer copy of Echo!

What the Nuts is happening, my fellow enjoyers of romantic walks on the beach that are often followed up by HHHNGGGHH-filled slappy slap that’s actually super funny when the hormones aren’t in control?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  Sadly, there’s really not that much octopus-esque, nekkid writhing in Echo, but I’ve made up for it by inserting plenty of pew pew, hairy rowr-fellas, and beautiful future wizards that instantiate as living lightning!  OH yeah!  And if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how bratta-tatta-tat scooby-scaboo abso-freakin-amaze-buckets positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re Lindsay Lohan’s liver, and you’re getting blasted by a constant bombardment of meth, vodka, and ebola.  One day, the host-body decides to sex up Delta-Six-Black-Ops-Splinter-Cell ninja/American Icon Chuck Norris, and he stuffs her full of 60th-degree black-belted sperm, all versed in various forms of the deadly arts.  These unstoppable tadpoles flood the host-body, roundhouse-kicking the absolute crap out of every disease, and then heal your battered form with chi-fireballs!  LOHAN’S LIVER IS BACK, BABY!  See that unbelievable relief you’d feel at experiencing a Hail Mary save is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a giganto-faced favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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