Get yer copy of Echo!

Hello my fellow bipedals, all you who—like me—suppress the urge to tear off your clothes and gallop through the streets expelling ape-like hoots and hollers:  this is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  Come to think of it, Echo DOES have snarling beasties that gallop around on all fours, and it ALSO has dual-wielding cyborg-soldiers and beautiful future wizards that instantiate as living lightning!  And if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how crack-balls amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re snoozing away, hands folded contentedly over your chest, when suddenly, a pungent whiff of Gross shocks you awake.  You bolt straight up, and you see your hated enemy giggling over you, brandishing cheeto-orange fingers.  Yes—this heinous excuse for a hominid has just forced you to to smell their finger, which is dusted with this world’s version of Soylent Green, and also mixed with their bacteria-laden spittle.  But wait!  The atrocious mix of old cheeto-dust and mouth goo comes alive, withering the flesh off their hand in a stop-motion twitch.  They run out from the room, clutching their wrist and screaming in agony.  What the whaaaaat!!!!  THAT’S what I’m talking about!  See, that flood of righteous joy at seeing an obnoxious dickface reap their just desserts is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a Flamin’ Hots favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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