Get yer copy of Echo!

What the butt-chin is going on, my fellow humans who—like me—probably aren’t endowed with a Bruce Campbell-esque flesh-cleft of GI Joe proportions beneath your bottom lip?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  Rest assured—there are no mentions of butt-chins, dick prints, super-vascular roided out arms that look like dicks with hands, or other laughably over-the-top symbols of hypermasculinity within the pages of Echo!  All I’ve put in there is some pew pew, sheer anger, and hairy rowr-beasts fighting beautiful future wizards instantiated as living lightning!  OH yeah!  And if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how amazing positive reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re an elite CDC employee, walking around in one of those Outbreak space-suits, handling all manner of deadly diseases.  Suddenly, one of your coworkers screws a ventilation hose into one of your suit’s air-ports and farts into the open end of the hose.  You gag and stumble, vomiting into the inside of your suit, screaming like Luke Skywalker when he’s being burnt by Dark Side lightning, when suddenly, a cadre of benevolent wizards bursts into the room, weaving their magics and nullifying the threat of biological peril.  You punch the crap out of your traitorous coworker and the wizards join in, beating the piss out of this horrible jerk, their star-dotted robes fluttering around their legs as they throw a series of rib-kicks.  See, that indescribable gratitude you’d feel at being spared a heinous death via olfactory terrorism is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a super duper solid and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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