Get yer copy of Echo!

What the pee-hole is happening, my fellow skin-sacks that are instinctively drawn to glowing squares that connect through satellites and transmitters and slowly assimilate us into a data-cloud hive-mind filled with pics of genitalia…this is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo! Fear not—there are no genitalia pics in Echo, just a bunch of pew pew, dark one-liners, and beautiful future wizards using psychic weaponry to instantiate as living lightning (the blaze avatar in Echo 3! OH yeah!) And if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon. It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means). To give you an idea of how heart-stirringly, perineum-ticklingly, super-duper-pooper positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this: you’re at a grade school soccer game, watching your buddy’s kid put in some work and have some fun, when suddenly, some red-faced moron starts screaming from the stands.  He’s yelling at the ref, earning dirty glances from people around him—the classic overbearing sports dad.  Suddenly, a flying saucer descends from the clouds, and everyone turns their heads up to look at it…everyone except the sports dad.  He just keeps yelling.  The saucer hovers over sports dad and envelops him in a column of light which beams down from the bottom of the craft.  He finally looks up, shading his eyes with a hand, muttering, “What the—” when suddenly a honey badger drops from the saucer.  Apparently, the column of light acts as a physical barrier, because the sports dad bangs wildly around within its confines, screaming at someone to get him the hell out of there. To no avail—the honey badger is goes buck freaking nuts as it bites, shreds, snarls…soon, its sheer rage causes the sports dad to erupt into flames and burn to a crisp.  At the same time, the home team scores a game-winning goal and everyone leaps to their feet, screaming excitedly.  Yay!  TWO things to cheer about!  That rush of happiness you’d feel at witnessing movie-perfect justice is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon! So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a big ol’ solid and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons! Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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