Get yer copy of Echo!

Oh hello my fellow beautiful bags of plasm that like to act as if our insides are masses of sanitized plastic through and through and don’t contain all kinds of hilarity and smelliness!  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  Fear not—the only allusion to gross plasms you’ll find in Echo is when my heroes go buck nuts and destroy hordes of evil-doers by the motherfreakin’ handful!  OH yeah!  And if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how supremely Amaze-nuts positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re hang-gliding around, the ocean breeze is ruffling your hair, and you’re enjoying the smell of salty wind and the clear light of the sun-splashed sky.  Suddenly, dozens of yards below, you see a game of dodgeball where one lone nerd is making a Boromir-worthy stand against a bunch of orcish thugs whose family mantra is probably some variation of “O’Doyle rules!”  This four-eyed runt is holding a ball by his chest, manically deflecting a storm of merciless projectiles.  You clench your fist and grit your teeth, thinking back to the days when YOU were that brave little geek.  Suddenly the sheer force of your wish causes 100 rounds per second tennis-ball launchers to materialize on your wings.  You swoop in low, strafing the bullies—POOKPOOKPOOKPOOKPOOK—with a vicious maelstrom of Fuck You.  The bullies begin screaming and crying, running off like little bitches.  You make another pass, causing the sand around them to erupt into scattered geysers, and that brave little nerd raises his hand in thanks.  You give him a casual salute with your index and middle finger like you were some kinda Top Gun ace, and fly off into the sunset.  YEAH!  See, that surge of righteous joy you’d feel as you were reigning down a barrage of Wilson and Yonex is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne an amaze-o-mongo favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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