Get yer copy of Echo!

What the bazongers is going on, my fellow bipedals who have some variation of mammary which we as a society tend to adorn and manipulate into an eye-catching mating apparatus:  this is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!  It’d be a bit gauche for me to fill a sci-fi series with talk of bazongers, so rest assured—Echo is stuffed with pew pew, hair rowr things, and beautiful future wizards!  No bazongers!  Also if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how amaze-o-nation positive reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you wake up, look in the mirror, and AHHHH!!!  A giant, grapefruit-sized pimple has emerged from your skin!  Evil pus sloshes around in its spherical confines, and it meets your reflection’s gaze with a vestigial set of eyes.  Much to your horror, it’s also got some kind of vaginal-looking mouth, which gapes and smooshes as it declares in a horrendous yawn:  “Fear me, for I am Pustulio, the death of all that is good.”  FUCK THAT!  You grab the samurai sword from your wall (which you secretly swing around in the dead of night whilst wearing happy-face underwear) and steal a line from LOTR:  “GO BACK TO THE SHADOW!”  Then you lance the living shit out of Pustulio’s ugly-ass face.  He screams in agony as he shrinks and dwindles, leaking his insides into your sink.  YES!  Combine the thrill of vanquishing a hell-fiend with the gut-tickling exultation of popping the mother of all pimples, and you’ll understand EXACTLY how awesome it is for us indie authors to get positive Amazon reviews!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a whopper-popper of a favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book


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