Get yer copy of Echo!

What the foozeball is going on, my fellow humans who seek a transcendent source of novelty, one capable of transmuting our inevitable march toward entropy into a joy-filled adventure?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  Forget the sad, quiet entropy which comes for so much of us in the first world, and plunge into some high octane, sci-fi-type entropy delivered by dual-wielding cyborgs, hairy rowr-beasts, and lightning-comprised future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how dogs-balls-amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  vegan hippies have taken over the world.  70% of the Earth is forced to work on patchouli farms day in and day out, unable to ingest anything other than a weak gruel made from tofu, seasoned by your vegan overseer’s asparagus-saturated urine.  Suddenly, the sky tears open, and a fleet of pterodactyl-riding barbarians fills the atmosphere.  You shade your eyes with the flat of your hand, gazing upward in wonder, mouth gaped open, when one of them throws a medium-rare steak right into your nom-chompers!  YES—POWER BEYOND IMAGINING!  Your body ripples into a panther-like mass of lethal muscle, and you begin roaring in joy as you swing at your oppressors, knocking them senseless before you jump fifty feet into the air and take your rightful place on a low-flying pterodactyl.  See, that ineffable rush of glorious war-rage that pumps through your body as you throw off the shackles of a sanctimonious, crystal-gazing oxygen thief is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne an extra-crispy favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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