Get yer copy of Echo!

What the Nuckin’ Futz is going on, my fellow custodians of the Undying light that some ascribe to novelty, and others to religious symbols (I ascribe it to the perfectly melty slice o’ NY pizza pie):  this is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  It may take a while to get around to it, but throughout the pkew pkew and rawr and cool psychic weaponry, my books DO hint at that Undying light stuff!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how much positive Amazon reviews mean to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’ve just busted your ass at whatever heinous exercise steals your will to live (burpees is an easy choice), and you’re lifting a much-deserved, much-cherished bottle of your favorite sports drink to your trembling, Crom-praising lips.  Then—BAM!—that treacherous harlot Lucy from Charlie Brown kicks it out of your hand, smiling that evil effin’ smile she wears when she deprives Mr. Brown of that ONE SWEET FOOTBALL KICK THAT WOULD REDEEM HIS MANHOOD!  Suddenly, Old Batman (go read Frank Miller’s Dark Knight Returns if you want the perfect iteration of Old Batman) swings by on his bat grapnel, muttering, “So young…yet so evil…”  At the same time, he swipes the air with his left arm, and five mini batarangs fly from his hand and bury themselves in Lucy’s thighs, arms, and the top of her skull.  She’d run off crying, begging for an adult, and you would smile, because that’s what you get when your sole goal in life is to deprive a prematurely balding kid of the simple pleasure of kicking his damn football (he’s already screwed from the lack of hair—why does she have to add shittiness to an already shit-filled circumstance?)  See, that ineffable pleasure that would tingle your genitals and shiver your backside as you watched well-deserved justice carried out by a quintet of batarangs is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a Superbowl-sized favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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