Get yer copy of Echo!

What the merkin is going on, my fellow shavers of hairy genitals, all you who—by shaving our junk—quietly acknowledge the influence of porn (I think that’s where the trend came from), this is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  Rest assured—there’s no mention in Echo of the awkward prospect intimating that the filming of people gasping and slapping nethers together somehow influenced the masses to trim up their hairy necessaries!  All I put in Echo was a buttload of pew pew, cool but scary rowr-beasts, and beautiful future wizards who morph into living lightning via the use of a psychic weapon called the Blaze Avatar!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re a recently escaped parrot who’s just feasted on the finest worms and grubs.  You ride the thermals, relishing the freedom of the friendly skies, when suddenly you spot your old owner.  Your eyes narrow in hate (because really, why the hell would you confine a bird to a cage?) and you decide to give your old owner a small taste of the hell that he’s inflicted on you.  You swoop in low, flex your butthole, and—ca-CAW!—bombs away, biznotches!  Long strips of poop splatter your owner’s mug (yes—I have seen this happen in person and it’s freakin’ hilarious) and you scream in your parrot voice:  “I see you’re having a shitty day!  Ca-CAW!”  Yes!  That feeling of ineffable joy as you gift your owner with a big ol’ helping of justice-laden poop is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a pterodactyl-sized favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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