Get yer copy of Echo!

What the tuggernuts is going on, my fellow collections of limbs and organs who are perennially interested in physicality and martial arts despite the fact that we’ll never be able to take on the three G’s in hand-to-hand combat (Gorillas, Grizzlies, and Great Whites):  this is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  I wrote in some punches and kicks, some biffs and pows, but I ALSO wrote in psychic weaponry stored in the Semiotic Arsenal, which most assuredly DOES enable one to beat the piss out of the three Gs!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how awesome positive amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re working out, enjoying the interaction of kinetic and chemical energy that’s super charging your nervous system, when suddenly a next-level human walks up to you.  This decrepit thing is wearing a pin-striped shirt, a tie, and drab slacks; the only indication that he’s next-gen human is his overly large, transparent skull, through which you can see his throbbing, pulsing brain.  He informs you that his name is Calculon, and that he’s going to force-evolve you into a Super Nerd—just like him.  He hits you with a blast of Dark Side lightning, and you scream in agony as you feel your muscle tone slipping away, your genitals and booty flattening and shrinking into unimpressive flatness.  He begins giggling like a cut-rate Dr. Frankenstein, screaming, “Yes…YES!” while your horrible metamorphosis continues unabated.  But wait!  You have one option left!  You throw the protein shake you’re holding at Calculon, coating him in Optimum Nutrition’s best amino acids, and he begins screaming and clawing at his face as if he’s just been attacked by a Xenomorph face-hugger (nerds are allergic to protein shakes, if you didn’t know).  The evil transformation stops, and you revert back to your normal self, right as he bursts into a dazzling conflagration of multihued flames.  Down with Calculon!  See, that inexpressible relief you’d feel at not having to morph into a life support system for a giant, booger-like cerebellum is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a Zoidberg-sized favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book


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