Get yer copy of Echo!

Oh hello my fellow two-leggeds who constantly seek to avoid using two-legged ambulation so that they can ensconce themselves in ever faster, ever sexier zoomie vehicles:  this is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  Ever hear of a “hover plat?”  Well Echo’s got ’em!  Big ol’ floating platforms that zoom through dark dystopian cityscapes while my hero mans the cannon and goes pew pew…pewpew pKEW!  (you bet your ass I was tempted to have him make those noises with his mouth, but you’re right:  it would have detracted from the story).  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how Awesome-Blossom positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re riding the subway, surrounded by various malcontent teenagers who smell odd at best, and at worst, hurt your very will to live.  They’re all chortling to each other, assaulting your ears with stupid shit like, “That’s basic,” and “Ridic,” and “Obvs.”  You’re seriously contemplating finding a way to jump onto the third rail (that’s the electrified one) and end your misery, when suddenly, the train’s ceiling crumples inward.  A giant, 2 ton mastiff dog crashes onto the deck, causing the metal to bow dangerously downward, and regards you with a grave stare.  “I am Grimstroke,” it intones gravely.  “I will transport you from this place of suffering, and deliver you unto the Enchanted Booty Forest.  Climb atop my back, and we will plunge into worlds that are both strange and wondrous.”  You climb onto Grimstroke’s back, and then both of you would disappear into a magic portal, but not before you gave those idiot teens the finger and told them to suck it.  See, that inexpressible rush of delight you’d feel upon realizing you were spirited away from the mundanity of the world (not to mention you were riding a GIANT DOG) is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a 2 liter-sized favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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