Get yer copy of Echo!

Hello my beautiful fellow life forms who seek a transcendent purpose that will justify the birth-to-death inanity of having to poop, pee, and endure those mutant-souled people who don’t like dogs:  this is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  Echo may not have dogs, but it DOES have a dog-like, thirty-pound lizard that employs life-saving psychic abilities in Volume 3!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how Amaze-ologist Rex (yes I actually have used terms like that in my day to day life to express delight) positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’ve cobbled together years of pay so you can afford to buy and maintain a super-sweet hot tub upon your deck.  Bliss creeps through your body as you relax into its bubbling, healing goodness, and you close your eyes and thank Odin the Skyfather for his eternal benevolence.  Suddenly, your eyes fly open as a pack of your neighbors’ kids come scrabbling across the flat of your deck, snarling and gibbering like those dickfaced goblins in the Mines of Moria.  Before you can activate your home defense robot, they splash into your sacred hot tub, infecting it with all forms of disgusting Nasties.  You’d manage a scream before their bacteria combined into an insidious form of death that crept across your flesh, blackening and wrinkling it into a puddly boil of skin which would—by comparison—make Gollum look like a top-tier Ms. Universe contestant.  And then, a whirlwind would descend from the sky and onto your deck, coalescing into Gandalf the motherfreakin’ Grey!  He’d wave his staff around, say stuff in some arcane language, then lock gazes with the little ankle-biters and intone, “GO BACK TO THE SHADOW!”  As they fell screaming into a lava-filled crack that opened beneath them, he’d make another pass with his staff, disinfecting your hot tub as well as healing your flesh.  See, that indescribable joy you’d feel at having a clean hot tub and a healthy body is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a Pizza Supreme-sized favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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