Get yer copy of Echo!

What the fuzzy peach pits is up, my fellow flesh-chrysalises that are waiting to bloom into some form of omnipotent rage that casts off the shackles of powerpoint meetings and workplace politics?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  While my Echo books hold no mention of fuzzy peach pits, they have plenty of pkew pkew, one-liners, pissed-off cyborg-soldiers, stinky rowr-monsters, and beautiful future wizards in possession of a dope-ass psychic weapon that transforms them into an entity made of living lightning which I refer to as a “Blaze Avatar!”  Woohoo!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  Amazon reviews gives us indie authors a GIGANTOMONGO thrill!  To give you an idea of exactly what I’m talking about, imagine this:  you’re in the ice-cream line and there’s a Picky Eater in front of you, one who’s waited until they got ALL THE WAY to the front to start asking for samples.  On top of that, they’re making porn noises with each mouthful, causing you to inwardly cringe and die a little inside every time they take a bite.  Everyone’s grinding their teeth together, you’re about to start bashing your head against the wall in a series of vicious headbutts…when suddenly you see a flash of cape and cowl that spirits the Picky Eater away.  It takes you a second to realize what the F has just happened; the Dark Knight took it upon himself to spear-tackle this odious representation of humanity and carry said evil off into the night.  Not only that, but someone had the presence of mind to play the Hans Zimmer Dark Knight film score on their phone’s speakers, and then someone ELSE had the presence of mind to play the EVEN COOLER Danny Elfman score from Batman:  The Animated Series!  See, that rush of joy you’d feel upon seeing a Picky Eater get their just fucking desserts is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne an earth-shattering favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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