Get yer copy of Echo!

Astaroth’s wrinkly parts!  What the womb-hammer is going on, my fellow flesh-beings that are slowly being integrated into a technomantic dreamworld?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!  Within the pages of Echo, you can find ass-beating galore, pkew pkew a-plenty, and transcendent moments of balls-out psychic weapons that save the motha duckin’ day!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  Positive Amazon reviews make us indie authors feel INDESCRIBABLY good; just to let you know HOW good, imagine this:  you’re babysitting your obnoxious sibling’s kids as they dig in their noses like they were mining for unobtanium.  Glue Sniffer (I’m sure your nieces and nephews have more pleasant names, but we all secretly use less flattering, only-known-to-us monikers for people who annoy us, right?) picks a giant string of goobies from his face-hole.  You see a gleam light in his eye, one that’s familiar to you because he’s done this before and you know he’s gonna try and wipe that thing on you.  You’re about to run into the panic room you’ve constructed for just this circumstance, but then Glue Sniffer’s boog-mound begins bubbling and morphing, growing in size like those creepy-crawlies in the latest Alien movie.  The green grotesqueness skitters up Glue Sniffer’s arm and envelops his head, causing him to writhe on the floor in a desperate panic, clawing at his face and trying to free himself of his own foul emission.  See, that secret thrill you’d feel at witnessing the ultimate karmic justice being visited on a brat who is well deserving of it is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne an enormo-maze-o favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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