Get yer copy of Echo!

Greetings my fellow disgruntled nodes who work for the government-corporate complex—all you who know that deep in your hearts, there’s more to life than water-cooler talk, happy hour with coworkers, and snickering about John from accounting who keeps leaving his fly unzipped:  this is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!  Forget your existence as a disgruntled node and plunge into ANOTHER disgruntled node’s mind and life!  But hold on—Atriya (the main character in Echo) isn’t just another disgruntled node trying to avoid visibly picking his nuts and timing his farts to be ultra discreet so he doesn’t disturb his officemates; no, he’s a disgruntled node that’s equipped with a cybertech linkup that allows him to go full-on, dual-wielding, buck nuts crazy!  On top of that, I’ve written in hairy rowr-beasts and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how much positive Amazon reviews mean to us indie authors, imagine this:  your hated enemy has ruined everything you once held dear and sullied all that you love.  For the past several decades, you’ve engaged him in a shadowy game of cat and mouse; both of you have posed a series of life-and-death riddles to the other, always escaping with mere seconds to spare.  You’ve maneuvered governments and corporations like chesspieces in your attempts to extinguish each other.  Finally, you’ve managed to catch your enemy unawares by capitalizing on his favorite food:  pizza.  But due to extensive weapons research and the top-notch scientists you’ve managed to build rapport with, you’ve managed to turn this pizza into a hellish version of the ol’ “popcorn trick” where a butter-slathered penis lies in wait at the bottom of some lucky (or unlucky?) date’s tub o’ popcorn.  Right as your personal version of Moriarty opened the lid for that box of steaming, fresh-made pizza, scores of dicks would rocket up from the bubbly cheese and begin mercilessly stabbing the orifices in his head, scrambling his brains in a matter of seconds.  As you watched from through a ceiling vent via the prudent use of a fish-eye camera—dressed in ever-fashionable tactical black so you looked all cool and ninja-like—you’d wait for your nemesis to fall to his knees, let out a few bubbling gasps, then die like the filthy cur he is.  Then you’d say some badass phrase like, “Advantage mine,” and hightail it out of there.  See, that primal thrill you’d get at FINALLY laying low your sworn enemy through a Batman-esque deception (admittedly a little lowbrow) is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a gajillionaire favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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