Get yer copy of Echo!

What’s going on my fellow 60% water-beings that somehow manage to transform that liquid into a tidal wave of stank that requires consistent application of ritualized hygiene?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!  Within the pages of Echo you can find dual-wielding pew pew, flippy flip, hairy rowr-monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’ve somehow managed to end up in Mariah Carey’s employ.  The money’s good, but the job is horrible.  She’s forcing you and and nine other people to strip down to your underwear, a leather domination mask, a ball gag, and then harness yourself to a sleigh and pull her through her 10 million square foot home.  As your body glistens with sweat and you strive to breathe through the hard rubber lump that’s tied to your mouth, she cracks a whip above your head, urging you to go faster little piggy, FASTER!  Right before your organs failed, the wrong-colored M&M would fly through the air like some heavenly sniper round and touch her skin.  She’d explode in a disgusting mess of blood and fragments, splattering you with gore, finally relieving you of your odious task (you DO know that’s why she only requests certain colored M&Ms right?  It’s not ‘cos she’s a crazy diva—she’d literally explode if she touched the wrong one.  Geez people, stop judging her—her eccentric food choice is a matter of life and death!)  That feeling of pure relief as the next Dark Lord of Fangorn was obliterated by a well-placed M&M is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne an amaze-o-giganto favor and leave him a positive review up on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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