Get yer copy of Echo!

Hello my fellow warriors-in-hiding, all you who secretly plan to free our weaker-minded brethren from the hypnotic entropy that’s manifested by the cunningly disguised dark mages known as the Kardashians:  this is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!  It’s got one-liners, it’s got pkew pkew, it’s got rowr-things, it’s got future wizards…take your pick—Echo’s got it all!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  Just to give you an idea of how amazingly awesome it feels to receive a positive Amazon review from you, imagine this:  your corporate, soul-lasher bosses have revealed themselves to be vile Insectoids, and have taken over the Earth in a matter of days.  You are now part of a grim resistance, forced to hide in desolate patches of wilderness in order to avoid detection.  Months pass, and then an old wizard who used to pose as a homeless dude gravely informs you that you have the power to destroy the Insectoids.  The wizard touches you between the eyes, floods you with power, and suddenly you realize that you were a super-sexy cyborg all along; your arms turn into nitro-cooled gatling guns, your legs turn into zero-point thrust rockets, and your shredded abs ripple open and reveal tightly stacked sets of micro-missile pods.  Then you spend the rest of your life fucking up Insectoids, eating copious amounts of NYC pizza and drinking the finest Mountain Dew Game Fuel, and when you have time, you entertain a harem of the finest-hinied people to ever walk the Earth.  See, that amaze-hole feeling as you grab Destiny by its drooping, pendulous ballsack is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a humongo favor and leave him a nice review up on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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