Get yer copy of Echo!

My fellow biological computers, all you who run different variations of programs that lust after noms, super sweet cribs, or some toe-curling, flesh-slappy meeting of the nethers that usually ends with a tense-sounding HHHNNNNNGGG:  this is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!  Let the mundanity slough off your mind and enjoy a dark dystopia replete with rowr-beasts, two-gun cyborg soldiers, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how much indie authors like myself treasure positive Amazon reviews, imagine that you’re some kind of masochistic vegan dieter, choking back sobs as another mouthful of dirt-flavored soy drowns your taste-buds in the culinary equivalent of hippie BO.  (I’m not sure why you would engage in such horror; perhaps someone is holding one of your loved ones hostage, or maybe they’re threatening to penetrate your anus with a nuclear-powered bottle rocket)  Suddenly, the demiurges that hold sway over this realm would take pity on your miserable, beaten soul, and transform that bowl of hippie vomit in front of you into a wondrous conglomeration of Lucky Charms (marshmallow bits only!) that’s also mixed with Reese’s Pieces!  Yeah!  The world might as well have changed from 90% douchebag to 90% never-grow-old puppies that are physiologically incapable of emitting bodily waste!  See, that surge of joy you’d feel at not having to force down a cold booger of semi-sentient tofu (come on—go look at some jiggling tofu and tell me there’s NOT an evil spirit hiding in there) into your gagging mouth is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne an amaze-balls favor and leave some niceness up for him on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

 

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